17 5 / 2013
Predictions for Season/Book Two of Hemlock Grove
7. Wolfy gets better at fighting, after his humiliating defeat to a 14 year old girl. Realizes he has to kill some people to do so. Cue: guilt, crying, sex with blondes who remind him of ~angel-raped~ chick.
8. Baby Skarsgard watches more episodes of True Blood and asks his hot older brother for advice on how to be a better vampire. No more nosebleeds!
9. Asian doctor with Scandinavian name finds Shelley and takes care of her and teaches her to control her hulk stremf. Also continues to kidnap homeless people to experiment on, and dictates punctuation to himself.
17 5 / 2013
Predictions for Season/Book Two of Hemlock Grove
4. Duwalla’s brother who looks like Mickey from Doctor Who hunts Wolfy and Baby Skarsgard. And dies a gruesome death.
5. Baby Skarsgard bones his mom.
6. ~Order of the Dragon~ is shown to be even more corrupt and mysterious than before! And then they somehow dismantle the science experiments before they run TOO amuck on the world, followed by Baby Skarsgard and Wolfy teaming up to take them down once and for all in an epic battle inside a fancy church.
16 5 / 2013
Predictions for Season/Book Two of Hemlock Grove
- Obviously, since Baby Skarsgard and Wolfy were both each others only friends evah AND they are related, they will be drawn together again.
- Surprise! Baby Skarsgard’s fake dad is also a vampire. And evil.
- Baby Skarsgard’s baby is retarded because he boned his (half) sister to make it, but he can’t get rid of it because of guilt. So Real Dad who laughs creepily and inappropriately raises it.
16 5 / 2013
"i was shocked to find out he has no full frontal scenes tbh
like, why bother being scandinavian then"
03 7 / 2012
Things that would make True Blood better:
- More Pam.
- Less Sookie.
- No more Terry flashbacks.
- More Pam.
- More Lafayette.
- Sam dies.
(Source: hellyeahreckless)
24 6 / 2012
So like, I was 11 or some shit when this all went down. Even then, I didn’t really give a crap about Superman, but I did like Batman and Justice League and this was SUCH an omg big deal that I actually got the “Superman dies” issue and started following the 4-supermen shit, assuming that whichever was most popular, DC would make the new de facto Superman. I liked Steel best, cuz he was black and like, every other superhero was white, and I thought that was ghey.
Anyway, then the whole LOLJK SUPERMAN LIVES thing happened and I pretty much got super pissed and foreswore DC comics forever.
And then I got old and forgot about all this shit until I saw this. The end.
18 6 / 2012
It’s been 107°F outside for the past two days, but this is still all she wants to do.
16 6 / 2012
True Lov—I Mean, Blood
Marathoning the first three seasons of True Blood has really blown my mind re: all the retarded “love” stories. The first three seasons all take place within maybe two months’ time, yet all these fuckin characters are ~in love~ with each other:
°Sookie and Bill after about a week
°Hoyt and Jessica after about 3 days
°Jason and the chick from Party Down after one night
°Jason and that were-panther chick after about a day
°Lane’s husband from Gilmore Girls and Alicia’s wacky lawyer from The Good Wife after like 2 nights.
Only Lafayette and Jesus are semi-normal in that they’ve been dating about a week and haven’t done the “ah mah gawd I lurve yew” thing yet.
Also I’ve decided my favorite character is the bitch who works at Fangtasia and screams in all her scenes..
