May 2013
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Predictions for Season/Book Two of Hemlock Grove
7. Wolfy gets better at fighting, after his humiliating defeat to a 14 year old girl. Realizes he has to kill some people to do so. Cue: guilt, crying, sex with blondes who remind him of ~angel-raped~ chick.
8. Baby Skarsgard watches more episodes of True Blood and asks his hot older brother for advice on how to be a better vampire. No more nosebleeds!
9. Asian doctor...
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Predictions for Season/Book Two of Hemlock Grove
4. Duwalla’s brother who looks like Mickey from Doctor Who hunts Wolfy and Baby Skarsgard. And dies a gruesome death.
5. Baby Skarsgard bones his mom.
6. ~Order of the Dragon~ is shown to be even more corrupt and mysterious than before! And then they somehow dismantle the science experiments before they run TOO amuck on the world, followed by Baby Skarsgard and Wolfy...
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Predictions for Season/Book Two of Hemlock Grove
Obviously, since Baby Skarsgard and Wolfy were both each others only friends evah AND they are related, they will be drawn together again.
Surprise! Baby Skarsgard’s fake dad is also a vampire. And evil.
Baby Skarsgard’s baby is retarded because he boned his (half) sister to make it, but he can’t get rid of it because of guilt. So Real Dad who laughs creepily and inappropriately...
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“i was shocked to find out he has no full frontal scenes tbh
like, why bother...”
– via whiskybars on ONTD
July 2012
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June 2012
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True Lov--I Mean, Blood
Marathoning the first three seasons of True Blood has really blown my mind re: all the retarded “love” stories. The first three seasons all take place within maybe two months’ time, yet all these fuckin characters are ~in love~ with each other:
°Sookie and Bill after about a week °Hoyt and Jessica after about 3 days °Jason and the chick from Party Down after one night °Jason and that...
May 2012
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March 2012
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