16 6 / 2012
True Lov—I Mean, Blood
Marathoning the first three seasons of True Blood has really blown my mind re: all the retarded “love” stories. The first three seasons all take place within maybe two months’ time, yet all these fuckin characters are ~in love~ with each other:
°Sookie and Bill after about a week
°Hoyt and Jessica after about 3 days
°Jason and the chick from Party Down after one night
°Jason and that were-panther chick after about a day
°Lane’s husband from Gilmore Girls and Alicia’s wacky lawyer from The Good Wife after like 2 nights.
Only Lafayette and Jesus are semi-normal in that they’ve been dating about a week and haven’t done the “ah mah gawd I lurve yew” thing yet.
Also I’ve decided my favorite character is the bitch who works at Fangtasia and screams in all her scenes..
